I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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