If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I need to align my fucking chakras
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize