Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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