i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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