But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
im drinking this country out of the recession.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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