And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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