Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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