Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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