I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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