i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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