I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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