What a fucking waste of an outfit
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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