When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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