Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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