my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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