How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
i drank out of a bidet.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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