I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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