he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I have fence marks all over my body
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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