I'm laying in your front yard are you home
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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