I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
So gin and wine won't be happening again
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize