Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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