Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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