But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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