I don't think brook has ever known best
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Randomize
