mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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