i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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