You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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