we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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