We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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