Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
