Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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