She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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