if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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