you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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