Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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