Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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