But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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