mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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