before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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