What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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