brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..