You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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