would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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