well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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