Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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