Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
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