glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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