It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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