omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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