did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
how do flat chested girls get laid?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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