I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i dont even know how to be here
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
