I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Michael Bay diarrhea
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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