? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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