The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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